Jumbo Jokes and Riddles Book Page 5
Blake.
Blake who?
Blake a leg!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alba.
Alba who?
Alba in the other room!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Olin.
Olin who?
Olin a day’s work!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Termites.
Termites who?
Termites the night!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dana.
Dana who?
Dana talk with food in your mouth!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t work, can you open the
door?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
One shoe.
One shoe who?
One shoe come over for a while?
Words to Know
side-splitting:
Have you ever laughed so hard you thought you’d just bust? That’s where the term “side-splitting” comes from. Side-splitting laughter is the type of laughter that takes over your whole body.
Chapter 6
Once Two Three O'Clock Knock!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you happy?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Trixie.
Trixie who?
There are Trixie can’t do
because we didn’t train him!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy ’fraid I forgot the rest of the joke!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Utica.
Utica who?
Utica long way!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that’s why I knocked!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Chris-mas time is just around the
corner!
What am I?
I am red with black dots, very small, and like to fly. I eat small tasty bugs and you usually find me resting comfortably on flowers in the summertime. People are always asking me to fly home.
What am I?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda hole in your shirt!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tango.
Tango who?
Tango faster if you want!
Fun fact
It’s Like Armor
Do you know why there’s so much skin on some kinds of fruit? Pineapples and other fruit have thick skins to keep out insects, protect from disease, and keep the fruit healthy and tasty for you to eat!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Maida.
Maida who?
Maida world be at your fingertips!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda bough breaks, the baby will fall!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Juneau.
Juneau who?
Juneau what time it is?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake and no one ever forgets!
Mixed Up Endings
Collect all words with the same number above them and write them on the line with the corresponding number, below. Now, rearrange the words to get the answer for each joke!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaur because she fell down!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Fossil.
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, let me in!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Ten is five plus five!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Virtue.
Virtue who?
Virtue get that nice sweater?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wannetta.
Wannetta who?
Wannetta time, please!
Words to Know
funny bone:
Ever hear someone say they are going to tickle your funny bone? Well, they aren’t actually going to tickle a bone in your body. They mean they are going to make you laugh. Your funny bone is your sense of humor.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Brin.
Brin who?
Brin me some pie!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack your coat in the coatroom!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Goose.
Goose who?
Goose see
a doctor
for that cough!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden.
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to find out!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting around for hours!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who told you the last
knock-knock joke!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Throne.
Throne who?
Throne out the garbage!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Beryl.
Beryl who?
Beryl luck next time!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major look!
What ’s So Funny
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Gouda.
Gouda who?
Goudas can be!
Try This
The Power of Your Hair
Turn on the water in the bathroom sink so just a thin stream of water flows out. Then, comb your hair about twenty times. Put the comb near the water, but not touching it. Watch as the water bends to reach the comb. This is because of the static electricity in your hair!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Beth.
Beth who?
Beth time of my life!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Accord.
Accord who?
Accord of wood
for the fireplace!
Wendy’s Here
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy boxes are all colored in, you will see who it is!
Color Code:
B - BROWN
P - PEACH
K - BLACK
G - GREEN
R - RED
L - LIGHT BLUE
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kentucky.
Kentucky who?
Kentucky you in at night!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Goddess.
Goddess who?
Goddess stop this madness!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up the kitchen
when you’re done cookin’!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Evan.
Evan who?
Evan-ly angels!
What am I?
I run over hills and around mountains. I jump over rivers and make my way through thick forests. You can’t go anywhere without me, and if you step outside your door, I’ll be waiting there.
What am I?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kip.
Kip who?
Kip looking till we find it!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hello.
Hello who?
Hel-lo can you go?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Swear.
Swear who?
Swear are we going?
Words to Know
palindrome:
A word, sentence, or number that reads the same backward and forward. For example, the number 13531 is a palindrome. So is the name Bob.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ghana.
Ghana who?
Ghana go to town!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hyde.
Hyde who?
Hyde like to tell you another joke!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Faith.
Faith who?
Faith it, it’s over!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Vaughn.
Vaughn who?
Vaughn day we’ll see each other again!
Fun fact
Down Deep
The deepest place on earth is located in the Pacific Ocean. It is called the Challenger Deep, and it’s a very dark and cold place to be. The bottom of Challenger Deep is 35,813 feet below the surface of the water (that’s almost 7 miles)! Hardly anything at all can live there!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher some manners!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Buck.
Buck who?
Buck stops here!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dali.
Dali who?
Dali in the window sure is pretty!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lemmie.
Lemmie who?
Lemmie tell you a story!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ogre.
Ogre who?
Ogre take a long walk!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Foster.
Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree plus tree is six!
What’s So Funny
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wade.
Wade who?
Wade up, I’ve got
more knock-knock
jokes!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska once more and that’s it!
Open the Door
Complete each of these seven knock-knock jokes by writing the name of one of the objects on this page into the blank spaces provided.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Don’t chew.
Don’t chew who?
Don’t chew know?
Words to Know
absurd:
Completely ridiculous or silly. For example, it is absurd to think that there is a man living on the moon.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Monroe.
Monroe who?
Monroe your boat!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Glitter.
Glitter who?
Glitter bug!
Try This
Make a Five-Headed Puppet
Spread your hand out on a piece of paper. Trace your hand and fingers onto the paper with a pencil. Glue some yarn on the tip of each finger tracing so it looks like hair. Then paste googly eyes on each of the five heads. Draw noses and mouths with crayons or colored pencils. Then cut out the whole hand tracing. Glue a Pop-sicle stick to the back of the paper hand and put on a puppet show.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo you think you’re going?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Island.
Island who?
Island on the house
with my parachute!
Chapter 7
Knock ‘Em Dead
with Knock-Knocks
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Adair.
Adair who?
’Ad-air once,
but now I’m bald!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Freeman.
Freeman who?
Free-man from his chains!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough knock-knock
jokes?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody else!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Band.
Band who?
Band from going there!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be true?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Habit.
Habit who?
Habit your way, I’ll have it mine!
What am I?
I look like a fish and I live in water. But I’m not really a fish. I’m a mammal. I’m incredibly smart and I always have a smile on my face. Sometimes you’ll see me doing tricks at the aquarium.
What am I?
Try This
Taste Tests
Have you ever noticed that when you have a cold, you have less of an appetite? This is partly because we need our sense of smell to enjoy our food. With the help of a grownup, cut up a bunch of different vegetables, fruits, and cheeses with similar textures. One of you can be the taster, and the other will be the server. The server tells the taster to close his eyes and hold his nose. Then the server places a piece of food in the taster’s mouth. The taster has to guess what the food is without using his sense of sight or smell. How easy do you think it will be to guess what you’re eating?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh must have been a star!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Klaus.
Klaus who?
Klaus the window!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amoeba.
Amoeba who?
Amoeba wrong, but I may be
right!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Fran.
Fran who?
Fran of mine is coming to town!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken to see if
>
you’re okay!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Unit.
Unit who?
Unit me a sweater!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Renata.
Renata who?
Renata jokes, I’ll have
to learn some more!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mia.
Mia who?
Mia pants are on fire!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chess.
Chess who?
Chess the way it is!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yuri.
Yuri who?
Yuri great pal!
Come and Get It!
Your mom is cooking dinner when, suddenly . . .
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gus
Gus who?
To find the end of this mystery, start at the letter marked with a dot. As you spiral into the center, collect every other letter. Write them in order on the lines. When you reach the middle, head back out again, collecting all the letters that you skipped over the first time.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta potatoes please!
What’s So Funny
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
May.
May who?
Mayday Mayday!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Stu.
Stu who?
Stu you want to tell me something?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dwight.
Dwight who?
Dwight way is the best way!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin all kids!
Fun fact
Hot and Cold
The Sahara Desert is the largest desert in the world. It gets so hot there during the day, it is almost impossible to go more than four hours without water. At night, though, it can get so cold, the temperature may drop below freezing!